How to Look Respectable When You Are Really Unemployed

Are you about to graduate from college and haven’t a clue as to how to find a job? I don’t mean a decent job. I mean any old rotten job at all. Are you a recent college graduate and getting tired of sending out resumes which seem to end up in a black hole? Are you worried about telling someone you hope to have a special relationship with that you are unemployed and living in the basement of your parents home?

Well, stop worrying. There is a way to look respectable even when you are really unemployed. Since everyone knows that the American and world economy is not in great shape just now and that for college graduates of the class of 2010 the job market will probably be pretty bleak it’s a great time to remain a student. Who can tell you that’s a bad decision?

Here are three good reasons why you might want to remain in or return to college, stay respectable, and earn that master’s degree.

1.) With only your undergraduate degree you can not get a job. Not even a lousy job. Attending college was much more fun than hanging around your parents house all day and all night. Especially when all they say to you these days is “get a job you lazy freeloader. What a waste it was to pay for your college education. And now all you do is eat, eat, eat, and sleep,sleep,sleep, and play stupid video games on your computer. Can’t you at least join the military?”

2.) In the long run having a master’s degree will likely help you to earn a lot more money. That is if you can get a job in this lousy economy. But buck up. Going for a master’s degree will buy you time. And it’s cool to tell everyone you are in a master’s degree program. Much better than saying that you are unemployed.

3.) You can improve your mind and better prepare yourself to work for a big dumb corporation. Besides, you have nothing better to do. You don’t have a job and no job means no money and no respect.

If the economy is still rotten after you earn your masters degree than why bang your head up against a wall? Just stay in school and go for that PhD. Maybe you should consider becoming a student in Sweden where you can attend college for as long as you like and the government will pay for most of it.

“The Swedish Institute grants hundreds of scholarships every year to help foreign students make their stay in Sweden more affordable. Currently, tuition fees for everyone are fully subsidized by the state.” Hey! Check it out. Study in Sweden

Masters degree anyone? It’s a great step out of the unemployment line and towards respectibility. For more information visit Master’s Degree Education